Classic Quotes. Vintage Style.
Nostalgic quotes, reimagined as timeless vintage-inspired tees.
Fan Favorties
The Hall of Famers. The lines you've said out loud in a meeting, a group chat, or a bar- and got zero regrets about.
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I Love Scotch
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Once It Hits Your Lips
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Nobody Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood
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San Diego - A Whales Vagina
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Knibb High Football Rules
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Flint Michigan Mega Bowl
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60% of the time
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Sports Comedy
Built for the clubhouse, the tailgate, and the group text that only exists to quote this stuff back and forth.
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California Penal League
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The 5 D's of Dodgeball
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Forget the Curveball
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Tuxedo Jesus
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I Piss Excellence
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Flint Michigan Mega Bowl
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Knibb High Football Rules
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Bold Strategy Cotton
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Comedy Classics
Before GIFs. Before memes. Before you could just send a reaction-you had to actually say the line. These are the ones that stuck.
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College for 7 years
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I'm Kind Of A Big Deal
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That's Assault Brotha
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Brick Killed a Guy - black font
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Brick Killed a Guy - white font
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Just Become Best Friends
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Newborn Infant Jesus
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Cult Classics
The ones that split the room in half-and the half that gets it, gets it hard.
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Aspen: Where beautiful women flock
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Brick Killed a Guy - white font
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J. Westfall and Dr. Ken
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Bold Strategy Cotton
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Were you calling from a walkie talkie
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A Little Bit of a Weight Problem
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Green Jacket | Gold Jacket
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I Love Scotch
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The Anchorman Collection
Leather-bound diary, jazz flute skills, unshakable confidence in bad decisions. This is...
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The Dodgeball Collection
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge your in-laws at...
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The Talladega Nights Collection
"If you ain't first, you're last." Tees for guys who talk to...
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The Happy Gilmore Collection
The price is wrong, your short game is worse, and you'll still...

























